Wanted

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Wanted for questioning relating to allegations of betraying and/or disrespecting and/or lying to the public; the sale of public property to commercial property developers; maintaining and promoting Apartheid era spatial and socio-economic inequalities. CHARGE SHEET NAME: PATRICIA ‘AUNTY PAT’ DE LILLE AGE: 65 ADDRESS: An undisclosed location in Pinelands, Cape Town WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HER INVOLVEMENT IN: The provision of unsafe and unhealthy public toilets in informal settlements. Disregarding thousands of budget submissions from residents of Khayelitsha. Continually flouting the public’s constitutional right to participation in decisions that directly affect communities. Making decisions that result in the eviction of citizens. Financing advertising campaigns instead of developing plans to deal with racism, gangsterism, drugs, and violence against women and children. Making public statements that have been proven to be fabrications. The sale of large tracts of prime public property to private property developers. The disproportionate allocation of resources. The promotion and maintenance of white privilege. DESCRIPTION: A political chameleon and an alleged man-eater with a corruptible moral centre and a penchant for surrounding herself with middle-aged white males; a respected and feared female house-niggeress, desperate to ‘be the madam’! APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION

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Wanted for his involvement in wide scale evictions; wasteful expenditure; and prioritizing the interests of the wealthy. CHARGE SHEET NAME: BRETT ‘HERRONVOLK’ HERRON AGE:50 ADDRESS: An undisclosed location in Ward 57, Cape Town WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HIS INVOLVEMENT IN: 1. The ongoing, wide-scale eviction and displacement of long standing, poor residents in Woodstock, Salt River and Zonnebloem. 2. The wasting of millions of rands on non-essential projects. 3. Giving priority to the interests of wealthy developers over those of lower income, working class citizens and tenants. 4. Imposing decisions that imapct communities without public consultation. 5. Attempting to evict families along South Road to make way for a MyCITI route. DESCRIPTION: A known social butterfly with an insatiable compulsion advance his career and a pathological bias toward protecting the interests of the wealthy and disregarding the needs of the poor; intolerant, arrogant, patronizing and delusional. DO NOT APPROACH!

Wanted for her involvement in the violation of human rights, assaulting the dignity of the poor, criminalizing poverty, protecting the interests of the wealthy and racism. CHARGE SHEET NAME: HELEN ‘Godzille’ ZILLE AGE: 64 ADDRESS: Rondebosch Cape Town WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HER INVOLVEMENT IN: The violation of human rights through condoning the recurring illegal eviction and the persistent classification, of dispossessed citizens as Land Invaders Assaulting the dignity and constitutional rights of the poor by providing unenclosed toilets stalls in Khayelitsha Criminalizing poverty by arresting those without access to land Protecting the interests of the wealthy through the disproportionate allocation of the Provincial budget to sustain the spatial inequalities of the past Racism as expressed in her regular twitter rants DESCRIPTION: A known bigot and racist with a criminal bias toward protecting the interests of the wealthy and disregarding the needs of the poor; intolerant, arrogant, patronizing and delusional. DO NOT APPROACH!

Wanted for her involvement in the violation of human rights, assaulting the dignity of the poor, criminalizing poverty, protecting the interests of the wealthy and racism.
CHARGE SHEET
NAME: HELEN ‘Godzille’ ZILLE
AGE: 64
ADDRESS: Rondebosch Cape Town
WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HER INVOLVEMENT IN:
The violation of human rights through condoning the recurring illegal eviction and the persistent classification, of dispossessed citizens as Land Invaders
Assaulting the dignity and constitutional rights of the poor by providing unenclosed toilets stalls in Khayelitsha
Criminalizing poverty by arresting those without access to land
Protecting the interests of the wealthy through the disproportionate allocation of the Provincial budget to sustain the spatial inequalities of the past
Racism as expressed in her regular twitter rants
DESCRIPTION: A known bigot and racist with a criminal bias toward protecting the interests of the wealthy and disregarding the needs of the poor; intolerant, arrogant, patronizing and delusional. DO NOT APPROACH!

CHARGE SHEET: NAME: Jacob ‘Showerhead’ Zuma AGE: 72 ADDRESS: ‘The Big House’ – Nkandla Village, KwaZulu Natal, South Africa WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HIS INVOLVEMENT IN: Wide-scale corruption relating to the awarding of tenders and influencing policy to advantage multi-national corporations who want to further exploit our natural resources and labour; Defeating the ends of justice by allowing political interference in the machinery of State to result in the dismissal of corruption charges against him; Compromising the judiciary through the appointment of Judges to the higher courts for advancing personal and Party interests; Complicity in the murder of more than 2000 civilians through police action since 2009; The State sanctioned massacre of miners at Marikana; Complicity through inaction relating to widespread torture and brutality in South African prisons; Money laundering and racketeering relating to his role in the Arms Deal and his ongoing relationship with the Gupta family; Nepotism by ensuring the his nephew Khulubuse Zuma was allocated two DRC oil fields; Coercion and intimidation for statements made to the electorate in Mpumalanga during campaign speeches. The promotion of tribalism by failing to address the racial imbalances of the past.

CHARGE SHEET:
NAME: Jacob ‘Showerhead’ Zuma
AGE: 72
ADDRESS: ‘The Big House’ – Nkandla Village, KwaZulu Natal, South Africa
WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HIS INVOLVEMENT IN:
Wide-scale corruption relating to the awarding of tenders and influencing policy to advantage multi-national corporations who want to further exploit our natural resources and labour;
Defeating the ends of justice by allowing political interference in the machinery of State to result in the dismissal of corruption charges against him;
Compromising the judiciary through the appointment of Judges to the higher courts for advancing personal and Party interests;
Complicity in the murder of more than 2000 civilians through police action since 2009;
The State sanctioned massacre of miners at Marikana;
Complicity through inaction relating to widespread torture and brutality in South African prisons;
Money laundering and racketeering relating to his role in the Arms Deal and his ongoing relationship with the Gupta family;
Nepotism by ensuring the his nephew Khulubuse Zuma was allocated two DRC oil fields;
Coercion and intimidation for statements made to the electorate in Mpumalanga during campaign speeches.
The promotion of tribalism by failing to address the racial imbalances of the past.

Wanted for questioning relating to warmongering; lying to the international community; mass murder; crimes against humanity; abandoning the international criminal court. CHARGE SHEET NAME: George ‘Exterminator’ Bush AGE: 69 ADDRESS: Texas USA. WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HIS INVOLVEMENT IN: 1.Introducing the ‘war on terror’ into the global political rhetoric and the diplomatic lexicon and in so doing paving the way for the ongoing war in Afghanistan as well as legitimizing America’s military presence in 150 countries of 195 in total 2. Going to war in defiance of the United Nations 3. Stating without evidence that Saddam Hussein had amassed an arsenal of “weapons of mass destruction” to justify the invasion of Iraq in 2003 4. The death of hundreds-of-thousands of civilians in both of these wars and the displacement of more than a million people in Iraq alone 5. The detention and torture of inmates at the Guantanamo Bay Military Prison as well as in the occupied territories; and the assassination of political opponents 6. Withdrawing from the International Criminal Court Treaty to protect American troops from persecution and to allow America to pursue preemptive war. CONVICTED IN ABSTENTIA Of war crimes by a special War Crimes Tribunal in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia that adhered to the regulations instituted by the Nuremborg and International Criminal Courts. DESCRIPTION: A pathological liar and an intellectual midget with a penchant for murder and torture; a corporate lackey and stool-pigeon with a love of oil; not to be trusted or tolerated. SHOOT ON SIGHT!

Wanted for questioning relating to warmongering; lying to the international community; mass murder; crimes against humanity; abandoning the international criminal court.
CHARGE SHEET
NAME: George ‘Exterminator’ Bush AGE: 69 ADDRESS: Texas USA.
WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HIS INVOLVEMENT IN:
1. Introducing the ‘war on terror’ into the global political rhetoric and the diplomatic lexicon and in so doing paving the way for the ongoing war in Afghanistan as well as legitimizing America’s military presence in 150 countries of 195 in total
2. Going to war in defiance of the United Nations
3. Stating without evidence that Saddam Hussein had amassed an arsenal of “weapons of mass destruction” to justify the invasion of Iraq in 2003
4. The death of hundreds-of-thousands of civilians in both of these wars and the displacement of more than a million people in Iraq alone
5. The detention and torture of inmates at the Guantanamo Bay Military Prison as well as in the occupied territories; and the assassination of political opponents
6. Withdrawing from the International Criminal Court Treaty to protect American troops from persecution and to allow America to pursue preemptive war.
CONVICTED IN ABSTENTIA Of war crimes by a special War Crimes Tribunal in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia that adhered to the regulations instituted by the Nuremborg and International Criminal Courts.
DESCRIPTION: A pathological liar and an intellectual midget with a penchant for murder and torture; a corporate lackey and stool-pigeon with a love of oil; not to be trusted or tolerated. SHOOT ON SIGHT!

Wanted for questioning relating to human rights violations; sanction busting; environmental degradation; corporate corruption; tax evasion; exploitation; profiting from child labour; CHARGE SHEET NAME: Ivan ‘The Terrible’ Glasenberg AGE: 58 ADDRESS: Rüschlikon in Switzerland WANTED FOR HIS INVOLVEMENT IN: 1.The murder of at least 10 people in Columbia when paramilitaries in the employ of the mining subsidiary Cerrejón expropriated and evacuated entire villages to enable mine expansion 2.Conducting illegal dealings with rogue states including Apartheid South Africa in violation of International Law as well as UN sanctions and embargoes to profit from corrupt or despotic regimes 3. Degrading the environment through toxic waste disposal without a permit and producing coal without an environmental management plan as well as allowing acid from its copper refineries to flow into rivers 4. Consistently dogged by charges of tax evasion and illegal business dealings since the 80’s Glencore is also guilty of using an Israeli agent who represented Yakov Goldovsky who is a Romanian criminal convicted for asset-stripping state run enterprises in Russia and setting up shell companies to facilitate the payment of bribes 5. Using mechanisms such as transfer pricing, cost inflation and secrecy jurisdictions to reduce its global tax rate and thereby denying third world economies of millions of dollars in lost revenue 6. Flouting international child labour laws at its Tilwezembe copper mine where children as young as ten were filmed climbing down mineshafts 150ft deep without any safety or breathing equipment DESCRIPTION: A secretive and conniving enigma with absolutely no respect for International Law; a corporate megalomaniac with no ethical or moral qualms; intolerant, voracious, with an insatiable appetite for power and acquisitions. DO NOT APPROACH!

Wanted for questioning relating to human rights violations; sanction busting; environmental degradation; corporate corruption; tax evasion; exploitation; profiting from child labour;
CHARGE SHEET
NAME: Ivan ‘The Terrible’ Glasenberg
AGE: 58
ADDRESS: Rüschlikon in Switzerland
WANTED FOR HIS INVOLVEMENT IN:
1. The murder of at least 10 people in Columbia when paramilitaries in the employ of the mining subsidiary Cerrejón expropriated and evacuated entire villages to enable mine expansion
2. Conducting illegal dealings with rogue states including Apartheid South Africa in violation of International Law as well as UN sanctions and embargoes to profit from corrupt or despotic regimes
3. Degrading the environment through toxic waste disposal without a permit and producing coal without an environmental management plan as well as allowing acid from its copper refineries to flow into rivers
4. Consistently dogged by charges of tax evasion and illegal business dealings since the 80’s Glencore is also guilty of using an Israeli agent who represented Yakov Goldovsky who is a Romanian criminal convicted for asset-stripping state run enterprises in Russia and setting up shell companies to facilitate the payment of bribes
5. Using mechanisms such as transfer pricing, cost inflation and secrecy jurisdictions to reduce its global tax rate and thereby denying third world economies of millions of dollars in lost revenue
6. Flouting international child labour laws at its Tilwezembe copper mine where children as young as ten were filmed climbing down mineshafts 150ft deep without any safety or breathing equipment
DESCRIPTION: A secretive and conniving enigma with absolutely no respect for International Law; a corporate megalomaniac with no ethical or moral qualms; intolerant, voracious, with an insatiable appetite for power and acquisitions. DO NOT APPROACH!

Wanted to answer questions relating to suspicions of being a police informant and agent of the apartheid state; promoting business interests above the lives of workers; complicity with large scale acts of criminality through his association with unethical multinationals; being part of the negotiating team that allowed nationalist Afrikaners to retain illegally gained business interests; and condoning the despotism of the current state president. CHARGE SHEET NAME: Matamela Cyril ‘Buffalo-boy’ Ramaphosa AGE: 63 ADDRESS: a multi-million rand mansion in guateng WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HIS INVOLVEMENT IN: 1.Being an agent of the Apartheid State after being turned while tortured at John Vorster Square in 1976 2.The death of miners that occurred after his call for concomitant action by the police in the 2012 Marikana strike 3.The persecution of Palestinians through his involvement with Coca Cola and Unilever who actively support the Israeli State 4. Undermining the oppressed people of South Africa through his role in the negotiations that saw beneficiaries of the Apartheid State retain illegally acquired land and business interests 5. Condoning the despotism of Jacob Zuma through his continued silence about corruptioin and the criminal misuse of state resources DESCRIPTION: A business and political opportunist with no morality; a former house-nigger turned slave owner who doesn’t lose sleep over the murder of dastardly criminals; not averse to using his political connections and has at his disposal the entire South African Police force for personal use. APPROACH WITH EXTREME SUSPICION.

Wanted to answer questions relating to suspicions of being a police informant and agent of the apartheid state; promoting business interests above the lives of workers; complicity with large scale acts of criminality through his association with unethical multinationals; being part of the negotiating team that allowed nationalist Afrikaners to retain illegally gained business interests; and condoning the despotism of the current state president.
CHARGE SHEET
NAME: Matamela Cyril ‘Buffalo-boy’ Ramaphosa
AGE: 63
ADDRESS: a multi-million rand mansion in guateng
WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HIS INVOLVEMENT IN:
1. Being an agent of the Apartheid State after being turned while tortured at John Vorster Square in 1976
2. The death of miners that occurred after his call for concomitant action by the police in the 2012 Marikana strike
3. The persecution of Palestinians through his involvement with Coca Cola and Unilever who actively support the Israeli State
4. Undermining the oppressed people of South Africa through his role in the negotiations that saw beneficiaries of the Apartheid State retain illegally acquired land and business interests
5. Condoning the despotism of Jacob Zuma through his continued silence about corruptioin and the criminal misuse of state resources
DESCRIPTION: A business and political opportunist with no morality; a former house-nigger turned slave owner who doesn’t lose sleep over the murder of dastardly criminals; not averse to using his political connections and has at his disposal the entire South African Police force for personal use. APPROACH WITH EXTREME SUSPICION.

Wanted in his capacity as the former State President of Apartheid South Africa for crimes against humanity, including torture, murder and assassination; lying by omission and under oath at the TRC; supporting the machinations and being a functionary of the Apartheid State: and for his continuing attempts to influence policy development. CHARGE SHEET NAME: FREDERICK WILLEM ‘Eff Vee’ DE KLERK AGE: 78 ADDRESS: An undisclosed high-security location on the East Coast WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HIS INVOLVEMENT IN: 1.Crimes against humanity through the establishment and sponsorship of death squads that were responsible for the murder through assassination and torture of thousands of activists who opposed the status quo and for complicity in fomenting violence between elements of the Security Forces, the ANC and the Inkatha Freedom party 2.Categorically and persistently denying knowledge of the atrocities perpetuated by these specialized units within the police and defence force when the media at the time had repeatedly reported on the activities of these unit 3.Having been given his first ministerial position in 1978, he was promoted from Post and Telecommunications to Sports and Recreation (1979), Mines, Energy and Environmental Planning (1979–1980), Mineral and Energy Affairs (1980–1982), Internal Affairs (1982–1985), and National Education and Planning (1984–1989). He became Transvaal provincial National Party leader in 1982. In 1985, he became chairman of the Minister's Council in the House of Assembly. In all of these portfolios he supported conservative policies that perpetuated segregation and served loyally under the ultra-conservative and brutal presidencies of BJ Vorster as well as PW Botha and then as President by allowing Ministers to establish their own criminal empires 4.He is a member of the Global Panel Foundation which is known for its behind-the-scenes work in public policy and the Chairman of the Global Leadership Foundation which is an organisation he set up in 2004 which promotes globalization, capitalism and neo liberal policies that further disadvantage the poor as well as discreetly and confidentially using former political leaders to influence current national leaders. DESCRIPTION: Uncharismatic, balding, severe, tight-lipped, humourless conservative white male with a penchant for self-delusion and political pragmatism. APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION AS HE IS CONSTANTLY SURROUNDED BY ARMED SECURITY.

Wanted in his capacity as the former State President of Apartheid South Africa for crimes against humanity, including torture, murder and assassination; lying by omission and under oath at the TRC; supporting the machinations and being a functionary of the Apartheid State: and for his continuing attempts to influence policy development.
CHARGE SHEET
NAME: FREDERICK WILLEM ‘Eff Vee’ DE KLERK
AGE: 78
ADDRESS: An undisclosed high-security location on the East Coast
WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HIS INVOLVEMENT IN:
1. Crimes against humanity through the establishment and sponsorship of death squads that were responsible for the murder through assassination and torture of thousands of activists who opposed the status quo and for complicity in fomenting violence between elements of the Security Forces, the ANC and the Inkatha Freedom party
2. Categorically and persistently denying knowledge of the atrocities perpetuated by these specialized units within the police and defence force when the media at the time had repeatedly reported on the activities of these unit
3. Having been given his first ministerial position in 1978, he was promoted from Post and Telecommunications to Sports and Recreation (1979), Mines, Energy and Environmental Planning (1979–1980), Mineral and Energy Affairs (1980–1982), Internal Affairs (1982–1985), and National Education and Planning (1984–1989). He became Transvaal provincial National Party leader in 1982. In 1985, he became chairman of the Minister’s Council in the House of Assembly. In all of these portfolios he supported conservative policies that perpetuated segregation and served loyally under the ultra-conservative and brutal presidencies of BJ Vorster as well as PW Botha and then as President by allowing Ministers to establish their own criminal empires
4. He is a member of the Global Panel Foundation which is known for its behind-the-scenes work in public policy and the Chairman of the Global Leadership Foundation which is an organisation he set up in 2004 which promotes globalization, capitalism and neo liberal policies that further disadvantage the poor as well as discreetly and confidentially using former political leaders to influence current national leaders.
DESCRIPTION: Uncharismatic, balding, severe, tight-lipped, humourless conservative white male with a penchant for self-delusion and political pragmatism. APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION AS HE IS CONSTANTLY SURROUNDED BY ARMED SECURITY.

CHARGE SHEET NAME: James ‘Whitey’ Basson AGE: 68 ADDRESS: An undisclosed location in the Western Cape WANTED TO ANSWER QUESTIONS RELATING TO: 1.The importation of cheep and inferior Chinese products that undermines attempts to develop local production. 2.Paying a minimum wage of R22,800 per annum in 2007 when in 2008 he earned R16.64 million which increased by 2501 percent to R627.53 million in 2010. 3.Ripping off recognizable brands because a loophole in the Copyright Act makes provision for the supermarket chain to copy products with a utilitarian purpose. 4.The casualization of labour with an excess of 50% of staff being casually employed. 5.Justifying and promoting the use of labour brokers. 6. Using his personal relationship with the then chairman of Sanlam to seal the deal that saw Checkers become part of Shoprite. 7. Building a retail empire worth billions by selling inferior products to the poorest members of our society. 8. Charging prospective employees R1.50 per sms to apply for unspecified jobs. 9. Stating that legislation such as the Agricultural Products Standards Act 119, Competition Act and Compensation Commission Enquiry Act made trading difficult. 10. Relabeling and selling goods with expired sell-by dates as in Mozambique where 5 stores were closed in 2013. Description: A reptilian smooth talker with a barely disguised accent; overfed and flushed with a disconcerting addiction of making a profit from the poorest of the poor; unscrupulous and underhanded with alleged ties to the Chinese triads and other questionable organisations in throughout Africa; a known gun owner. APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION!

CHARGE SHEET
NAME: James ‘Whitey’ Basson
AGE: 68
ADDRESS: An undisclosed location in the Western Cape
WANTED TO ANSWER QUESTIONS RELATING TO:
1. The importation of cheep and inferior Chinese products that undermines attempts to develop local production.
2. Paying a minimum wage of R22,800 per annum in 2007 when in 2008 he earned R16.64 million which increased by 2501 percent to R627.53 million in 2010.
3. Ripping off recognizable brands because a loophole in the Copyright Act makes provision for the supermarket chain to copy products with a utilitarian purpose.
4. The casualization of labour with an excess of 50% of staff being casually employed.
5. Justifying and promoting the use of labour brokers.
6. Using his personal relationship with the then chairman of Sanlam to seal the deal that saw Checkers become part of Shoprite.
7. Building a retail empire worth billions by selling inferior products to the poorest members of our society.
8. Charging prospective employees R1.50 per sms to apply for unspecified jobs.
9. Stating that legislation such as the Agricultural Products Standards Act 119, Competition Act and Compensation Commission Enquiry Act made trading difficult.
10. Relabeling and selling goods with expired sell-by dates as in Mozambique where 5 stores were closed in 2013.
Description: A reptilian smooth talker with a barely disguised accent; overfed and flushed with a disconcerting addiction of making a profit from the poorest of the poor; unscrupulous and underhanded with alleged ties to the Chinese triads and other questionable organisations in throughout Africa; a known gun owner. APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION!

CHARGE SHEET NAME: JP ‘Jou Poes’ SMITH AGE: 40 ADDRESS: Cape Town City Bowl WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HIS INVOLVEMENT IN: 1.Gang activity through the formation and introduction of specialised units of uniformed thugs called the anti land-invasion unit and an army of law-enforcement units also known as Metro Police who act with impunity 2.Victimization and harassment of the poor by withholding services in low income areas and is on public record for “refusing to deploy additional metro police units in Khayelitsha, as residents there do not pay rates

CHARGE SHEET
NAME: JP ‘Jou Poes’ SMITH
AGE: 40
ADDRESS: Cape Town City Bowl
WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HIS INVOLVEMENT IN:
1. Gang activity through the formation and introduction of specialised units of uniformed thugs called the anti land-invasion unit and an army of law-enforcement units also known as Metro Police who act with impunity
2. Victimization and harassment of the poor by withholding services in low income areas and is on public record for “refusing to deploy additional metro police units in Khayelitsha, as residents there do not pay rates”
3. Victimization and harassment of the homeless by employing teams to collect the dog-shit of the affluent and proposing plans to rid the city centre of people who live and make a living on the streets by persuading or forcibly placing people in “community village” rehabilitation programmes
4. Lying to the public about non-existent bylaws meant to justify police brutality
5. Victimization of the elderly and children through illegal evictions conducted without court orders and claiming that the City’s Law Enforcement personnel had supported the sheriff and police in the evictions when in fact the police had supported the City law enforcement
6. Targeting defenceless and vulnerable women who are harassed, raped and extorted by members of the vice squad without recourse to any kind of justice
DESCRIPTION: A nasty-guy-with-a-sharp-stick; intolerant, arrogant, overzealous and without a conscience; a brutal enforcer and devoid of either empathy or sympathy; racist, bigoted and pathologically prejudiced. APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION.

CHARGE SHEET NAME: Mangwashi Victoria ‘Ratatat-Riah’ Phiyega (alternate could be R5-Riah) AGE: Late 40’s or thereabouts ADDRESS: An unknown island between Polokwane and Nkandla WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HER INVOLVEMENT IN: 1.Gross incompetence for accepting a political appointment with absolutely no policing experience. 2.Defeating the ends of justice by informing Lt-Gen Arno Lamoer that he was under investigation. 3.Complicity in committing murder when 44 miners were killed by police in Marikana and the murder by police of taxi driver Mido Macia. 4.Attempting to deceive the public by claiming that the swimming pool at Nkandla was in fact a fire pool. 5.Lying to the Marikana Commission of Inquiry by claiming that police were forced to use live ammunition to defend themselves and then claiming that she could not remember the what transpired. 6.Failing in her constitutional duty by not investigating allegations against Richard Mdluli. 7. Complicity as National Police Commissioner in the escalation of police brutality and disregard for civil and political rights during service delivery protests across South Africa. Description: A statuesque, short-haired & masculine woman who is no Barbie-doll; an articulate smooth-talker prone to deflect probing questions; a good selective hearer; well groomed with practiced and polished posturing and gestures; armed with an R5 in her handbag. DO NOT APPROACH!

CHARGE SHEET
NAME: Mangwashi Victoria ‘Ratatat-Riah’ Phiyega (alternate could be R5-Riah)
AGE: Late 40’s or thereabouts
ADDRESS: An unknown island between Polokwane and Nkandla
WANTED TO ANSWER FOR HER INVOLVEMENT IN:
1. Gross incompetence for accepting a political appointment with absolutely no policing experience.
2. Defeating the ends of justice by informing Lt-Gen Arno Lamoer that he was under investigation.
3. Complicity in committing murder when 44 miners were killed by police in Marikana and the murder by police of taxi driver Mido Macia.
4. Attempting to deceive the public by claiming that the swimming pool at Nkandla was in fact a fire pool.
5. Lying to the Marikana Commission of Inquiry by claiming that police were forced to use live ammunition to defend themselves and then claiming that she could not remember the what transpired.
6. Failing in her constitutional duty by not investigating allegations against Richard Mdluli.
7. Complicity as National Police Commissioner in the escalation of police brutality and disregard for civil and political rights during service delivery protests across South Africa.
Description: A statuesque, short-haired & masculine woman who is no Barbie-doll; an articulate smooth-talker prone to deflect probing questions; a good selective hearer; well groomed with practiced and polished posturing and gestures; armed with an R5 in her handbag. DO NOT APPROACH!

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